I'd rather live with a lesbian than with a cat.*

Résumé

My résumé is available in HTML, PDF, or Text format (NB: Word doc format is intentionally omitted for a multitude of reasons, some of which you may already be aware of so I'll spare you the rehash).

Current résumé

2011-11, HTML, PDF, Text (Programmer; unified résumé being considered)

Past résumés

If you're curious, you can take a gander at one of my old résumés.

Customer Service

I love being of service to other humans. (Oops, I thought I was an alien.)

2011-11: HTML, PDF, Text
2009-08: Text
2006-09: HTML, PDF, Text
2006-08: HTML, PDF, Text
2004: PDF, PostScript, gzipped

Programmer/Analyst

Computer stuff I've done.

2011-11: HTML, PDF, Text
2009-03: HTML, PDF, Text
2004-03: PDF
2004-01: HTML, PDF, Text
2003: PDF
2002: HTML
1998: HTML
1996: HTML

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